ATTENTION: We are currently not accepting review requests.

We love a good novel just as much as we love short stories. Bigger is always better, as they say here in Americaland. Honestly, that’s a pretty ridiculous claim. For instance, bigger is definitely not better when it comes to laptop thickness, prison sentences, waistlines, and bunions. Even in the case of fiction, we’ve all come across a novel that could have benefited greatly from losing a few chapters, maybe even the last half of the book. But on the whole, we do love a nice novel-length tale.

Where were we going with this?

Oh, yes, book reviews. If you have a book you’d like us to review, let us know. Send an email to [email protected] with a little information about the author and a quick summary of the narrative (you know, the back-of-the-book blurb style pitch). If we’re interested in reviewing the book, we’ll give you our mailing address.

And no, we won’t just review any book. We’ve got tight schedules just like the next cubicle drone, so we’ll need to be selective.